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Authority Database viewed from a Site-022 computer prior to RPC-DARK-THEME-J attack.
现象注册码： 暗色调主题-J
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收容协议：恢复原状，马上。多个至关重要1的Site-022的效能——所有涉及到管理局的intraweb或基础数据终端——都没有运作。人形收容间翼区已被锁定。03分流区到08分流区都出现了故障，来自RPC-███，RPC-███和RPC-███-█的废弃物正被倾倒进站点下面的洞穴中——我相信在某一部分上来说，维护工会的人员正在手动从由RPC-███-█产生的非异常造物中，分拣出爆炸松果。 内部安保站点间的通信是离线的，我们正在考虑使用初级研究人员作为神行太保。澳大利亚独角兽打破收容室，占领了02级的门卫室，我们看到他们在安全反馈平静下来前正磨备用拖把。Site-022的门卫正在组织反击，但我们试图先进行谈判。ASF正在射击“双头海妖”(我不知道RPC #和我不能使用数据库找到它)来收容它，不过他们将在几个小时内耗尽弹药。
描述：好吧。在2019年3月13日，管理局的intraweb和Site-022所有的基础显示结构，都从白色背景的美学功能性设计(黑色文本和蓝色调)，变成了令人恐惧的灰色背景和欠抽的瞎眼白字。这是因为INCOMPEoffsitTENeT网站呵IDIOminsTS发布了一鸽标准软件的更新——搞什么鬼？还有人在编辑吗？是的。是的，我只事在看啥子。
等等等等
THIS IS AN EMERGENcalmCY doWEwNEEDn TO CONTACT CENTRAL stop with the caps lock
Stop guys
IT'S STUCK THIS SHITTY UPDATE FINALLY BROKE THE LEVEL 02 JANITOR CLOSET COMPUTER it's probably your neglect, the Maint Union can't fix anything more complicated than a mopYOU'RE RESEARCH DIVISION AREN"TYOU YOU GODDAMN EGGYeHEAsD I am WELL STICK ITSTOdPTYoPINGSTOPTYPING STOP TYPING STOP
TYPING
Okay. Hit ENTER after you talk and stop typing over each other
Wait no what am I saying
Delete all of this. It's grossly unprofessional.
FUCK YOU
I can't.
You can't delete? Oh shit, I can't
NoI CAN
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HEY
Site comms are still down, right?
Yes.
YES
But we can all edit this document but can't delete anything
YEYes.S
Okay. This is ASF Captain Hernandez, deputy commander of site security. I am in my office at the main gate. Who are you - caps lock first other second
GARRY MCCLELLAN MAINTANANCE UNION CONTAINMENT DIVISION JANITOR CLOSET 02
Évelyne Donnet, Research Division OAS Anthropology Department. Section 022-3-B computer lab.
WOW HOW DO YOU DO THE ACCENT THING? WITH YOUR NAME
I thought Closet 02 was held by the australian unicorns? This is Hernandez
IT WAS BUT THE MAINTENANCE UNION ACCEPTED THEIR SURRENDER AT 1630
I see.
Okay
DREMEL TOOL BEATS MOP
Alright.
Christ. We can't upload this to the Codex
That was all Hernandez, fyi
No, we can't -Eve
PROBABLY NOT -I DON'T NEED TO TAG MY NAME, HAH
Goddamit. Stay serious. This is serious -H
No, it's really not. The web admins will fix it and Site-022 will be fine.
(-e)
EXCUSE ME E/VELLYN BUT ITS NOT FINE
That's not how you do the accent.
God'ss sake, this is serious
This is dragging on too long let's move to addendums -H
Addendum: You guys aren't paid to worry about this stuff, but far as I can tell, the global Authority intraweb has always been dark-background and white-lettered
ITS AWFUL I REVERSED THE COLORS ON MY MONITOR AND LOWERED BRIGHTNESS TO NOT BE BLINDED BY WHITE TEXT
LIKE GETTING FLASHBANGED BY ASF ""ON ACCIDENT""
That was an accident and you should've evacuated
THE MAINTENANCE UNION REMEMBERS
The white's a little excessive, but that's an easy fix- and LOOK AT THAT, it just changed to a light grey text, they're fixing it as we speak. -Eve
Security cameras just came online, but other functions are still broken. The door system's screen is half light and half dark and the text is all over -H
RUNOFF BLOCK 03 IS WORKING AGAIN THE FLOW IS STOPPING WERE SENDING GUYS IN TO RESTART SOME OF THE ARCANE FILTERS
That's good to hear. But I'm still worried - for god's sake, I remember visiting ASF Regional Command and all the screens there were light - light themed? Light theme. But they're telling me that "The Authority Intraweb has always used dark theme". What?? -H
What are you thinking? Some kind of gigantic web-based anomaly? -Eve
One that can break a Site's electronic infrastructure, yes
They're fixing it
But it was always like this? Site-022 is just getting updated now feels suspicious. Did we hop dimensions? Did a lovecraftian entity take over the rest of the Authority and this theme change is masking its subversion of everyone else?
You're overthinking it.
NOW IM WORRIED AND THE DARK THEEM STILL SUCKS
And you're whining about it. -Eve
HOW DO THOSE JACKBOOTS FIT? YOU DON'T SEEM TO QUESTION MUCH
Stop it. Look. The color's just - more security functions are coming back online. I doubt a malevolent eneitity would just give me back control of the armory doors -H
I'm calling it now, everything will be fixed in a week. -Eve
A WEEK??? A WEEK??? IF THIS WAS A REAL TECH UPDATE THEY WOULDNT HAVE IT BREAK EVERYTHING AND FIX IT AFTER
No, all the technical details will be fixed by tomorrow. You'll stop crying in a week. -Eve
NOT BAD EGGHEAD
Has our mission changed? -H
WHAT
The Authority. Researching anomalies, Protecting humanity, Containing the horrors, RPC. Communications are opening up. Has anything changed? -H
I wouldn't imagine so. But I wouldn't imagine the theoretical entity would make it easy for us, either. But we're overthinking it.
COMMS ARE WORKING?
Intersite comms are still down, limited contact with command -H
COMMS CODE: 03-03-51-14-MUNION
BUT UNION IS LOWER CASE
I have Maintenance Union Chief Bates on the other end, what the hell
GOOD. TELL HIM MCCLELLAN IS ON THE OTHER END. AND SAY THAT I'M HAPPY FOR HIS WONDERFUL MARRIAGE AND FINE YOUNG SON!
What?
DO IT
He's not happy. Uh, "McClellan you - you prick, and a lot of cursing, you'll be cleaning the shit monster pit for the rest of your days. Why did you give a jackboot - a jackboot?
He's referring to you.
JACKBOOT = ASF
Right. "Why did you give a jackboot an emergency line?" and then a lot of yelling about his wife, you touched a nerve -H
HIS WIFE DIVORCED AND HIS SON IS FAILING TO MAKE A LIVING WRITING A FICTION BLOG, NOT PUBLISHED HE HATES THEM BOTH
HE'S THE SAME CHIEF BATES I KNOW
IM FINE BUT THE DARK THEME IS STILL TERRIBLE
If it helps, I'm talking to my Anthropology Department supervisor in Site-009. Everything seems unchanged. -Eve
Then - we forget that light theme ever existed, right? We don't think about hopping dimensions, or reality altering itself (but only the look of the Authority intraweb), everything is fine. All Runoff Blocks are now operating again, I see -H
YES SOUNDS GOOD
I was never worried about it. -Eve
I won't submit this to command. -H
Of course.
HEY, WE SHOULD GRAB LUNCH TOGETHER SOMETIME
WHILE WE CAN STILL ALL EDIT THIS, GOOD TO LAUGH ABOUT CRAZY STUFF
MAINT UNION TRADITION
Hell, sure -H
Might be nice. -Eve
Oh, by the way - still Évelyne typing - while your Containment and Protection Divisions were running around panicking, us in Research were polling everybody we could find on the new dark theme.
75% prefer it.
THATS BULLSHIT 25 PERCENT DON'T LIKE IT YOU DON'T KNOW WEB DESIGN ANOMALY OR NOT THIS IS A MISTA
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