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RPC-451

现象注册码： 451

项目分级： Alpha - 黄

危害类型：

收容协议： RPC-451需要储存在一个标准的Alpha级储存柜并随时处在室温下。所有实验必须经过至少两位三级实验员的批准。

由于其惰性性质，项目不需要主动进行安保。在实验过程中，必须配备至少5位安保人员并配备AP以处理任何可能的异常威胁。

描述： RPC-451是多包超赞！公司的燕麦条，包括20根脆皮巧克力棒、14根黑巧克力棒和14根花生酱巧克力棒。再RPC-451盒子背面有使用记号笔书写的“把我吃完！”字样。由于其被发现位置在城市地区，分析其笔迹以寻找相关人员（POI）的决定已被管理局认定为是不必要的。项目原先包含48根燕麦条，在收容过程中，43根被保留了下来，并遗失了3根巧克力棒、1根黑巧克力棒、以及1根花生酱棒。目前仅剩余40根，包括16根巧克力棒、12根花生酱棒、和12根黑巧克力棒。

当没有被食用或触碰时，未检测到项目的任何异常性质。这些燕麦棒会融化，但其材料仍是燕麦棒 。It is unknown if the properties of the granola bar can be transferred if the object melts, but this is considered a containment breach and is to be treated as such. Only once they are digested will any anomalous properties come forward. The following are logs of testing.

+ RPC-451 Experiment Logs

Test Number: RPC-451-1
Subject: D-2718, hereby referred to as RPC-451-1.
Procedure: RPC-451-1 instructed to proceed to the table in the center of the room and eat one chocolate chip granola bar.
Results: RPC-451-1 eats the bar for five seconds, begins to report unusual sweating on his legs and arms. About two minutes later, RPC-451-1 stomps one foot on the ground, seemingly testing if the floor was sturdy and collapses. One ASF operator moves forward to verify the life and retrieve the subject and is suddenly swept of his feet by a burst of energy and strength not previously expected of the RPC-451-1. RPC-451-1 proceeded to punch down into the ASF operator, immediately collapsing his ribcage and colliding with the floor. RPC-451-1 is immediately terminated by ASF agents, expiring without incident.
Notes: On further analysis on the footage, it seemed when RPC-451-1 stomped on the ground, the subject broke the cement floor, and also his foot, leading to his collapse. Analysis of his corpse suggests that RPC-451-1 broke their knuckles when punching down into the ASF operator. A regrettable loss, but a very informational one. Requesting a stronger testing location.

Test Number: RPC-451-2
Subject: D-4867, hereby referred to as RPC-451-2.
Procedure: RPC-451-2 is asked to proceed to the table in the center of the room and eat the peanut butter chocolate chip granola bar.
Results: RPC-451-2 reports feeling hotter, as if they had a fever, and lighter on their feet. When asked to demonstrate their improved physical abilities, RPC-451-2 jogged around the 50m by 50m testing chamber in only [REDACTED] seconds. When asked if this ability applied vertically as well, the subject immediately jumped in position and skyrocketed [REDACTED] meters up to the top of the testing chamber and snapped their neck, killing the subject on the spot.
Notes: It seems the subject has an awareness of the RPCs abilities when they eat it, but not a good grasp of how strong it is. Seeing as the subject immediately reached the top of the testing chamber, it could be beneficial to some of the ASF's field operations if we can replicate it.
Test Number: RPC-451-3
Subject: D-8721, hereby referred to as RPC-451-3.
Procedure: RPC-451-3 is asked to proceed to the table in the center of the room and eat the Dark Chocolate Chunk granola bar.
Results: See Incident Log 451-1.
Notes: So RPC-451 doesn't change them permanently, just until they have to go to the john. It's probably not a good idea to test all 3 of these together, but the lettering on the box makes it obvious that these are far more effective when used together. And for future testing, please, can we get some non violent D-class?

Incident Log 451-1: RPC-451-3 reports feeling intense pain across his entire body, and starts clawing at his skin. After a minute of this, RPC-451-3 stands up and starts to run at the ASF operators guarding the door. The ASF operators open fire at RPC-451-3 to no effect, bullets falling off of the subject as if his flesh had turned into an impenetrable substance. After two seconds of sustained fire, the commanding officer on duty ordered a full retreat behind the reinforced door. The subject, running at the pace of an average human, could not make it to the door before the squad retreated and closed the door.

RPC-451-3 rammed his body into the door for the next 12 hours, pausing for short periods of rest, yet his body showed no wear or tear from the repeatedly rammings of his shoulder against the reinforced door. After this time, the subject sat against the door and pleaded to be let out. Under orders from the site administrator, the door was to not be let open, due to a lack of any confirmed method of containment. RPC-451-1 expired from dehydration at approximately 84 hours, 33 minutes, and 12 seconds after the incident occured. When ASF confirmed the subjects death, they found their bullets no longer repelled.

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teminology

Threats and Hazards Code

The Authority deals with a large variety of dangerous objects, entities, and environments. Listed below are some of the most common hazards that Authority personnel encounter. Database entries on anomalous objects include relevant hazard classifications to inform Authority personnel of the safety risks posed by individual anomalies or anomalous entities.

Hazardous Properties

	Aggression Hazard: The anomaly shows hostility towards staff or humans in general.
	Ballistic Hazard: The anomaly has the ability to attack or exert itself via the creation or launching of projectiles.
	Climatological Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat relating to the manipulation of weather systems.
	Geological Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat relating to large or sudden changes in the topology, state and structure of the earth.
	Grouped Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat when within a group of similar anomalies or by manifesting a group of hazardous objects and/or entities.
	Invisibility Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat due to being impossible to see with the unaided human eye.
	Psychotronic Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat through psychic properties including, but not limited to, telekinesis, prescience, telepathy and pyrokinesis.
	Sapient Hazard: The anomaly is capable of employing high-level thinking and reasoning to hazardous effect.
	Sentient Hazard: The anomaly is unpredictable, demonstrating base-level emotions and awareness of its surroundings, but does not demonstrate complex reasoning and thought.
	Transmutation Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat through changing in form or the forms of other objects.

	Bio-Hazard: A biological threat stemming from microorganisms and virulent entities.
	Contact Hazard: Making physical contact with the anomaly can cause harmful or hazardous effects.
	Corrosive Hazard: The anomaly can corrode other objects or produce corrosive substances.
	Electromagnetic Force Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat through the generation or manipulating of current, static electricity or electric/magnetic fields.
	Explosive Hazard: The anomaly can explode, generate/manipulate explosive material or produce concussive shocks/vibrations that can incapacitate, cause injury or cause death.
	Extreme Temperature Hazard: The anomaly can alter temperature to extremes which are hazardous to humans.
	Radiation Hazard: The anomaly can produce or manipulate ionizing and/or particle radiation which is harmful to humans.
	Toxic Hazard: The anomaly is chemically toxic to humans or capable of producing/manipulating substances which may be chemically toxic.

	Destabilization Hazard: The anomaly causes reality to become unstable to a hazardous extreme.
	Extra-Dimensional Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat relating to the manipulation of dimensional space.
	Gravitational Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat relating to the altering of gravitational forces.
	Temporal Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat to humans or the stability of reality due to temporal effects.
	Teleportation Hazard: The anomaly poses a threat through instantaneous transportation of matter or energy.

	Auditory Hazard: Sound produced by or related to the anomaly can trigger hazardous effects.
	Emotional Hazard: The anomaly is capable of creating an emotional state in individuals which is dangerous to themselves or others.
	Ideological Hazard: The anomaly is hazardous to a subject's preconceived notions and beliefs or may change their notions and beliefs in a forceful manner.
	Info-Hazard: Information or data related to the anomaly may trigger hazardous effects or have a damaging effect on the human psyche.
	Memory Alteration Hazard: The anomaly poses a hazard relating to the alteration or creation of memories.
	Mind-Control Hazard: The anomaly is capable of manipulating the actions of an individual or can take full control of an individual.
	Mind-Regression Hazard: The anomaly is capable of regressing the state of sapience or sentience in an entity or causing permanent cognitive damage to an entity.
	Sensory Hazard: The anomaly has a permanent or temporary effect on the proper functioning of the subject's senses or can cause hazardous effects through sensory contact not covered by the Visual Hazard or Auditory Hazard.
	Visual Hazard: Viewing the anomaly can trigger hazardous effects.

The following are general properties that are not inherently hazardous but may be immediately important for personnel to know. They may be included within the Hazard Types section or in an auxiliary Additional Properties section.

+ Additional Properties

	Animated: Anomaly shows the ability of free movement. This can only be used if the Anomaly is not alive.
	Aquatic: Anomaly affects water, tends to exist in an aquatic environment or is related to water.
	Ecological: The anomaly is hazardous to the workings of the biosphere, whether through the destruction of an area's ecology or through the creation of a new and anomalous biosphere.
	Extra-Terrestrial: The anomaly originates from beyond Earth's atmosphere or is currently located beyond Earth's atmosphere.
	Immeasurable: The anomaly's effects are impossible to quantify with current scientific knowledge.
	Incorporeal: The anomaly does not exist in a physical form, or can assume a form intangible to normal matter.
	Mechanical: An anomaly that is a machine; this includes both electrical and traditional machines.
	Microscopic: The anomaly is of very small size.
	Organic: The anomaly is organic in nature.
	Regenerative: The anomaly has the ability to reconstruct or repair itself when damaged, whether through mechanical, biological or other means.
	Titanic: The anomaly has an extremely great size or mass.
	Tychokinetic: The anomaly can actively or passively manipulate probabilities, altering the chances of events occurring.

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